Monday, September 27, 2010

Half Way Back to Normal

I took a bunch of hormone shots
To help my bones, by golly
They surely messed up my physique
I looked a lot like Dolly

I’ve started taking treatments
I thought I should because
I wanted to reduce my form
And get back like I wuz

They cost more than I thought they would
And I ran out of money
So far I’m only half way there
And gosh do I look funny

I’ll have to write to Medicare
And plead with them I guess
To pay a few more bills to help
Me get out of this mess

If I get back to normal
And I surely hope I can
Then I won’t look so funny
I’ll look more like a man

There’s one thing that I know for sure
I’ve learned by lesson good
I’ll stay away from hormone shots
So I’ll look like I should


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