Half Way Back to Normal

I took a bunch of hormone shots

To help my bones, by golly

They surely messed up my physique

I looked a lot like Dolly

I’ve started taking treatments

I thought I should because

I wanted to reduce my form

And get back like I wuz

They cost more than I thought they would

And I ran out of money

So far I’m only half way there

And gosh do I look funny

I’ll have to write to Medicare

And plead with them I guess

To pay a few more bills to help

Me get out of this mess

If I get back to normal

And I surely hope I can

Then I won’t look so funny

I’ll look more like a man

There’s one thing that I know for sure

I’ve learned by lesson good

I’ll stay away from hormone shots

So I’ll look like I should

D.B.