Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Happy Valentine's Day

Dan Cupid comes around this joint
This same time every year
He’s s’posed to shoot me in the heart
But sometimes hits my rear

If he just had a better aim
And hit me where he should
And fixed me up with some old widow
That surely would be good

But since he’s such a poor shot
Here’s how to make things fine
I’ll just forget about those widows
If I can be your Valentine