Those hormone shots to help my bones
Worked wrong as you can see
They sure messed up by boyish form
I look like Dolly P.
I’m out of shape, I’m sure a mess
I’m taking them no more
I’ve got so big my shirts don’t fit
I don’t look like I did before
I hardly go out any more
I think the neighbors hate me
But some of those of bums down town
Would really like to date me
It’s cost about a thousand bucks
And that’s not all because
It’ll cost another thousand
To get back like I was.
D.B.
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