I failed at Golfing - Now I'm back to Bowling

I’m taking up the game of golf

I’ve only just begun

To chase that white round ball around

They say is lots of fun

I had to have a caddy

So I got me one named Meghan

I only had one other choice

His name was Ronnie Reagan

I sat the ball up on the tee

And took a swing at it

The ball just sat there on the tee

Air was the only thing I hit

I took another swing at it

I swung that club real hard

I stirred up such a dog-gone breeze

It rolled the ball about a yard

I took another swing at it

And gave it quite a tap

Then it flew up and went right straight

Into a darn sand trap

So then I used my twelve iron

Like all good golfers do

I swung at it with all my might

The sand and ball sure flew

So then I lined it up real good

I thought I had it beat

I tapped it gently with my putter

It came up short about two feet

I finally came up with a scheme

I think it’s something new

To get that darn ball in the hole

I had to use my shoe

I swung those clubs till I was pooped

And I must tell you folks

I almost made a hole-in-one

Just missed it by five strokes

I think from now on I’ll just bowl

Here’s why it’s best of all

You play inside and you don’t even

Have to hunt the ball

D.B.C.