Another Jackalope Tail From Cody Wyoming

I went out back to look around

And met this Jackalope pawing the ground

I was checking to see what I could see

When that mad brute took after me

He was real mad and getting madder

So I climbed up on my step ladder

I climbed as high as I could go

And he glared at me from down below

It sure was cold out there that day

And I said “Jackalope go away”

It felt like it was near zero

I thought that he would never go

He finally took off in a huff

And I said “Feet now do your stuff”

I climbed back down and ran inside

And stared to warm up my old hide

Cold made it hard to get about

It took two hours to thaw me out

When I go out again I hope

I won’t meet that mad Jackalope

D.B.C.

I went back out to feed the birds

And like some half baked dope

I didn’t think to look around

For that mad Jackalope

I didn’t see him anywhere

But gosh there was another

He wasn’t quite so big and fat

I think it’s his kid brother

He spotted me and here he came

With one blood curdling roar

I ran as fast as I could go

And beat him to the door

I’ll buy some bombs from Uncle Sam

If he has some to sell

I’ll drop them on those Jackalopes

And blow them all to **** ...pieces

D.B.C.