It Won't Be Long Now

I’m checking out those widows

While we’re all still alive

I’m leaving out the poor ones

I’ve got down to sixty-five

I’m eliminating one every week

And having lots of fun

Just sixty-four more weeks to go

I’ll have them down to one

I’ll be real glad when it’s over

And hope that she is healthy

But the most important thing of all

Is that the old girl’s wealthy.

D.B.C.