Sunday, February 20, 2011

It Won't Be Long Now

I’m checking out those widows
While we’re all still alive
I’m leaving out the poor ones
I’ve got down to sixty-five

I’m eliminating one every week
And having lots of fun
Just sixty-four more weeks to go
I’ll have them down to one

I’ll be real glad when it’s over
And hope that she is healthy
But the most important thing of all
Is that the old girl’s wealthy.


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