The Countdown is at Thirty-Nine and going Smoothly

To drop just one widow a week

I never will get through

So I am now eliminating

One every day or two

One of the old girls smiled at me

And then she called me “honey”

So then I checked her out real good

And found she had no money

So I decided that she was

Trying to pull a trick

So when I thought it over

I eliminated her real quick

And now I’m down to thirty-nine

It sure is going slow

But I am gaining every day

Just thirty-eight to go

D.B.C.