Friday, October 22, 2010

There's only one right end

This City boy from a place called Nome
Came out to the old farmer’s home

This Dude was really awfully green
Most things out there he’d never seen

He said “some milk would sure taste good”
The farmer said “I’m sure it would”

The farmer said “Boy you’re no fool
So take this pail and this milk stool

The herd is coming in right now
So get some milk fresh from the cow”

The boy walked up to the old cow’s head
“I’ve come to get some milk” he said

He patted the old cow on the head
And then the old cow smiled and said

“If you would like some milk my friend
You’ll have to go to the udder end”


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