A Cow Tail

We had this eight cylinder cow

To milk her we weren’t sure how

So four of us tried, with two on each side

We soon said “we’re through milking” Now?

This outstanding animal was raised

on feed supplied by

Rancher’s Feed Service

Lusk, Wyoming

H. & R. Brown, Props.

D.B.C.

There's only one right end

This City boy from a place called Nome

Came out to the old farmer’s home

This Dude was really awfully green

Most things out there he’d never seen

He said “some milk would sure taste good”

The farmer said “I’m sure it would”

The farmer said “Boy you’re no fool

So take this pail and this milk stool

The herd is coming in right now

So get some milk fresh from the cow”

The boy walked up to the old cow’s head

“I’ve come to get some milk” he said

He patted the old cow on the head

And then the old cow smiled and said

“If you would like some milk my friend

You’ll have to go to the udder end”

D.B.