Oh No: Not Another Birthday

House cleaning’s a pain where I sit

It’s tiresome and gruesome you see

About 9 or 10 more years of it

Will make an old man out of me

D.B.C.

Four ways for men to tell when they're growing old

First on the list is number one

You meet some real neat Dames

But you can’t think just who they are

You start forgetting names

The second one is really bad

These folks in different places

You’re not sure that you know them, ‘cause

You start forgetting faces.

The third is sure embarrassing

You feel just like a pup

When someone comes to you and says

You forgot to zipper up

But worst of all is number four

It surely makes you frown

It’s when you realize that you

Forgot to zipper down

D.B.C.