This Was Another Revoltin' Development

I started out on this fine day

To go to the Super Mart

I think I would have stayed at home

If I had been half smart

I drove into this darn chuckhole

And now I can’t get out

So all that I can do right now

Is wave and cuss and shout

I can’t get out so I’ll sit here

And cry and trust to luck

That some old boy will soon show up

With a real darn good winch truck

And hook onto my little care

So we can soon begin

To try to get out of this

Chuckhole that I am in

When I get out of this big mess

I’ll finish up this ditty

Then from now on I shall just walk

Around in Chuckhole City

D.B.C.

A Bull Tail

The future for bulls looks real bad

That’s the reason old Toro feels sad

Artificial insemination

Is a horrible creation

It now becomes to me quite clear

I may as well be an old steer

D.B.C.