Thursday, March 10, 2011

Another Revoltin' Development: The Old Boy Lost Out Again

I’m feeling awfully sad today
Things sure went wrong for me
My tears are both so full of eyes
I just can’t hardly see

I thought I had it figured out
So she would fulfill my wishes
By doing windows, floors and laundry
And wish up all my dishes

I’d even let her pay the rent
The light bill and TV
I’d also let her cook some meals
And take good care of me

She was sure a neat old chick
But she messed up my plan
Instead of coming home with me
She ran off with the dumb milk man

I’ll stay away from all those widows
With them I shall not mingle
I don’t care if they’re rich or poor
I’ll go on being single


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