The Old Boy's Getting Goofier Every Day

With those old widows

I no longer mingle

But I’m having some trouble

Trying to stay single

The men all call me

A fat old tub

But I fight those widows

Off with a club

I don’t know what they see in me

I’m really not a great big brute

The only reason I can see

Is just that I’m so dog-gone cute

Of course if one of those neat chicks

With lots and lots of dough

Should say, “Come see the world with me!”

I might just up and go

D.B. Cox